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THE DIFF BTW PRISON AND WORK
IN PRISON... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK... You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON...A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON... You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK... You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON... All expenses are paid by tax payers with no work required.
AT WORK... You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON... You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK... You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON... There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK... They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON... You have unlimited time to read jokes.
AT WORK... You get fired if you get caught.
Jokes
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Jokes
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour
??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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BrainTeaser
There are 2 rooms - A & B beside each other. If u r in room A u cannot see what is happening in room B. U r now inside room A and there r 3 switches. These 3 switches are connected to the lightbulbs in room B. The connections between the switches and bulbs are random. You are only allowed one trip to room B to try to find out which switch turns on which bulb. The bulbs are all off at the moment.
How r u going to do that?
Answer:
Turn on switch A for 1 hour, then turned it off and turn on switch B.
Go to room B, the bulb that is on is switch B. The bulb that is off but feels hot is switch A. The last bulb is switch C
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Video - News Report From Iraq
News Report From Iraq
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Jokes
A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the speed limit but the Jap was getting impatient.
The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.
A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....
Jap: Look ...look .... Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... Made in Japan! Proton...no good.... Made in Malaysia.
Driver: yah....
After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.
Jap: look.... Look.... Nissan!!!..... Very good!! Very fast! Made in Japan! Proton.... No good.... Made in Malaysia
Driver: yah....yah...
After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. ! Jap: look.... Look... Honda!!.... Very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia
Driver: yah...yah...yah....!
Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.
Jap: How much?
Driver: RM150/-
Jap: Oh... Very expensive..... You overcharge!!
Driver: Noooo .... Look .... Look .... Sony meter!!....very good!!....very Fast!.... Made in Japan!
